Read to the end — the punch line is hysterical.
“There is a rich, deep kind of irony that must be shared.
I’m blogging this from the Apple store in the Mall of America, because
I’m too amused to want to wait until I get back to my hotel room.
I went to attend a screening of the creationist propaganda movie, Expelled, a few minutes ago. Well, I tried … but I was Expelled!
It was kind of weird — I was standing in line, hadn’t even gotten to
the point where I had to sign in and show ID, and a policeman pulled me
out of line and told me I could not go in. I asked why, of course, and
he said that a producer of the film had specifically instructed him
that I was not to be allowed to attend. The officer also told me that
if I tried to go in, I would be arrested. I assured him that I wasn’t
going to cause any trouble.”